Cow of Justice

This was a "curiosity killed the cat" moment for me.

My art teacher always had this cow pillow that said "Cow of Justice" written on its forehead by her window, and ever since freshman year I wondered why it was the Cow of Justice.

Just the other day I asked her why, and she picked it up and said: "I was told by another teacher that if a freshman was being a bad student -" she surprisingly chucks it at my chest without warning "- I should throw this at them. BUT you aren't a freshman anymore, so I can't throw it at you."

I thought: "Then why the hell did you throw it at me in the first place?!"

Story of my life.

...now I want a Cow of Justice...